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Hey fucker, I smell that bacon you just ate. You really think ‘cause you had it on a burger, I wouldn’t notice? That little stunt just cost you a pair of Nikes.
About The Author
Ross Cavins is author of the award-winning and often ridiculed book, "Follow The Money." He writes from his home in North Carolina where he pretends people pay him to do what he loves. At least he's single.