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If I win the lottery, I vow to travel the world and separate unfortunate peoples from their shitty hats. There, I said it. I am prepared to do this.
About The Author
Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."