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I have a confession to make and I don�t want you to look at me any differently from this point on: you make terrible fucking coffee and it�s making it difficult to sleep over. I�m tough and rugged, I�m just not that that tough and rugged.

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Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

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