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Groundhog Day - Feb 02 (0 cards)
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Citizenship Day - Sep 17 (0 cards)
Native American Day - Sep 24 (0 cards)
Columbus Day - Oct 11 (1 cards)
Boss's Day - Oct 16 (0 cards)
Halloween - Oct 31 (2 cards)
Election Day - Nov 02 (8 cards)
Veterans' Day - Nov 11 (0 cards)
Thanksgiving - Nov 25 (2 cards)
Pearl Harbor Day - Dec 07 (0 cards)
Christmas - Dec 25 (3 cards)
New Year's Day - Jan 01 (0 cards)
Election Day - Jan 01 (8 cards)
Martin Luther King Day - Jan 17 (1 cards)

When Coffee Equals Hot Sewage

Thu, Sep 19, 2013 - 02:28 AM
When Coffee Equals Hot Sewage - confession,coffee,sleep over,ruggedbirthday ecards, nsfw, email cards, birthday wishes, birthday card greetings,
I have a confession to make and I donít want you to look at me any differently from this point on: you make terrible fucking coffee and itís making it difficult to sleep over. Iím tough and rugged, Iím just not that that tough and rugged.
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About The Author
Just thirty two years old, Davenport possesses the unhealthy skepticism of a man approaching his fifties. "I don't like a lot of things, and I don't care much for the rest," he was once heard to say. He enjoys the finer things in life, however. "That new Taco Bell Cantina menu is muy superfliosocitos."

Website: http://www.chuckandcletus2.com
Twitter: @CraddockChuck
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