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Native American Day - Sep 24 (0 cards)
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Clean As A Whistle

Mon, Aug 11, 2014 - 10:03 AM
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Store-bought products are for sissies. Any time I need a colon cleanse, I just order three filet-o-fish sandwiches and a large fry from McDonalds.
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About The Author
Ross Cavins is author of the award-winning and often ridiculed book, "Follow The Money." He writes from his home in North Carolina where he pretends people pay him to do what he loves. At least he's single.

Website: http://www.rosscavins.com
Twitter: @RossCavins
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