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It’s not your milkshake that brings the boys to your yard

Fri, Sep 28, 2012 - 07:31 AM
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Moooooog is the undisputed worldwide authority on issues that affect short, middle-aged, undersexed men who happen to live at his exact street address. He's a weightlifter with chicken legs, a Harley guy with bad balance, and an architect who can't hang a picture without causing small fires. He believes in God because, honestly, this all has to be a joke ...right? Moooooog's new book is out!

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